VIRAL VIDEO: Southwest flight attendant's comedy routine
Monday, April 14, 2014
(KGO) -- A Southwest Airlines flight attendant has put her own comedic stamp on the airplane safety demonstration.
"My ex-husband, my new boyfriend, and their divorce attorney are going to show you the safety features aboard this 737 800 series," said flight attendant Mary Cobb. "Position your seat belt tight and low across your hips, like my grandmother wears her support bra. Everybody gets a door prize in the seat back in front of you, along with dirty diapers, chewing gum wrappers, dirty diapers, and all the other gifts you leave for us from time to time."
Cobb has been with Southwest for over seven years and knows how to get a flight's attention.
"Everybody gets their very own teeny weeny yellow Southwest bikini," she said. "One size fits all. To activate the flow of oxygen, simply insert 75 cents for the first minute. If you're traveling with more than one child, pick out the one that might have the most earning potential down the road."
Some passengers have given Cobb rave reviews online saying she's not only funny, but is also a caring flight attendant.
Dallas, TX Shooting Hoax July 7, 2016- A repeat of May 20, 2016 shooting hoax in Washington D C
Published on Jul 7, 2016
In this video I expose the May 20, 2016 "active shooter" hoax outside the White House, and show how it is no different than what is being reported in Dallas, TX, July 7, 2016. In this Dallas, TX shooting, they keep bringing up how the incident took place near where JFK was assassinated, the 44th term President. Barack Obama is the 44th President. Thank you for your likes, shares and subscriptions, read more below!
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